The Awkward Beltloop That Could

Dipshit

Home Theme tell me a story in question form.

so sick of seeing bad grammar on this website

shadyfriend:

who
*whom

you
*youm

me
*meme

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edgebug:

rectumofglory:

andromedalogic:

direcartographies:

a moment of silence for all the fanfiction lost to the ravages of time, unsalvageable even by the wayback machine, condemned to its final resting place in the deactivated archives of fansites for now-syndicated television shows

rest in bytes my dear lemons and limes

(via sleepybuckybarnes)

heart:

heart:

what do you guys think the point of life is

image

this was beautiful to read

(via intensional)

Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol


Answer:

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

punk-popsicle:

reblog if you survived the pluto hiatus 2006-2014

(via ugly)

snapchatting:

hello, 911? ok get this, Brad told me that Yazmin told him that Zoe told her that Zoe’s cousin Trisha said i look fat in my new jeans, when before she told me i looked hot in them. isn’t that fucked up? like say it to my face next time, bitch. anyway so there’s like a robbery going on and

(via d0nn0)

lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

(Source: best-of-memes, via ugly)

vinebox:

she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.

(Source: foxxycleopatra, via ugly)

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